And so, I deeply appreciate on a different level the kindness of several students for a card they gave me last fall. At moments like these it really helps. Thanks again.



I'm comin' home.

But, but, but ... it's a NATURAL compound! Nature wouldn't hurt us would it? I mean just who is in charge here maybe we should just show Nature who's the boss. Yeah, that's what we will do. We will kick old Nature right where it hurts, we will pollute the ground, water and air and spit in Nature's eye and tell it to do its best. I mean really what can it do if we drag chemicals out of all natural chemical contexts and use the chemicals in ways that Nature never intended?
I like this compound I like it alot. I can think of chemical reactions I would like to do with this chemical if I had a nice dark lab and a warm retort (look it up kids it only sounds dirty).
This has just gotta be the coolest compound on the toxic list. No organic modelling kit will allow you to build this simple molecule because three membered rings are supposed to be rare and unstable and yet I can bet that you have driven down the road and have been passed by a tanker transport of this stuff. Cool but it will tear into organic compounds like a rabbit into wet sand.
This is one fancy family of environmentally hazardous chemicals. The cyclic siloxanes have an amazing and surprising chemistry and the fact that they went from lab to industry so fast is a measure of the niche that they occupy. Makes me wonder what they have to replace these guys. I got to say that this really makes me reconsider the pectoral and butt implants I was thinking about.
I see that an "all natural" desert restaurant chain named Pinkberry in the States has fallen afoul of reality. "Natural" ingredients will rot, decompose or go rancid in an hour to a day or so. For that reason we created the whole industry of food additives so that we can make a donut in 1990 and have it still be "fresh" in 2008.
It is about time that when they want to show students facing a true challenge that they don't airbrush some stock photo of some kid climbing Everest. No, in this case the Haley Joel Osment look-a-like is facing the true test of character, courage and creativity ... the titration of acids and bases in graduated cylinders. It wouldn't be character building to do it like everyone else in Erlenmeyer flasks, it wouldn't show courage if he didn't part his hair down the middle like they did in the 70's and as for creativity ... the dude is recording data even though there isn't any liquid in the buret. Perhaps he sees dead chemists. On top of all that the kid is left handed no wonder he had to go to a "special school" ... left handed people are sinister.*
PS How does Forrest Gump know if penguins have nipples or not anyway?






I have used Raymond Chang's Text "General Chemistry" since the fall of 2000 for Intro Chem 1013 and 1023. The publisher had managed to keep the cost down and I could live with the content and pace. I had issues with how boring the text was and the constant tension that students had when I taught something a bit differently from the text.
All in all I was very impressed. They are teaching about 1000 students in classes of about 120. We sat in on one regular lecture given by my post-doctoral supervisor. It was clear that the students had bought into the whole concept of the text and most were recording their notes directly into their textbooks.



These are the ones that seem to be everywhere in small amounts that you need to think about when you drink your glass of water:
17alpha-Ethinylestradiol (synthetic birth control)
Carbamazepine (anticonvulsant and mood stabilizing drug)
Diclofenac (nonsteroidal, anti-inflammatory drug, there is a cool back story on this one concerning the vultures that "clean-up" dead bodies in India)
Fluoxetine (Prozac, antidepressant)
Now, we need to couple alarm with common sense. The concentrations are very low and far below any known toxic effect. But on the other hand, while it is true that the concentrations of birth control drugs are not going to kill fish but it will make the male fish grow eggs. I think I'd rather die. Still I will leave the risk-benefit discussion to the experts:
""The treatment processes we have are highly effective," Snyder concludes. He points out that we're seeing more pharmaceuticals in our environment because we're getting better at detecting them, not necessarily because there are more of them. It's therefore important, he says, to develop toxicologically based limits for pharmaceuticals in our water. "If we ignore concentration and say presence or absence is our litmus test, then there will be no end to that," Snyder says. "Detection does not infer health risk and nondetection does not ensure safety.""